New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.

Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.

by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024

Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

by Randino69 April 26, 2023

Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

tramp’s blanket

The act of getting drunk in order to keep warm when cold. Typically practiced by homeless people.

Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.

Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?

by geogeogeogeo4 December 5, 2023

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023