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too bored to die

you're so bored you can't die
person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die

Person #2:
you're kidding!

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-

person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die
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Aurora Borealis

Apocalypse every year occurring on Christmas Eve because you are in a time loop.
Neil: Is this the first time that you've ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?
Neil's date: This is too scary for me actually. I'm leaving.
Neil: Baby it's cold inside don't leave me here alone!
by homo gay June 24, 2021
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when im bored

a youtube video that was made to give teenage boys a boner by having a 14 year old girl dance for them
bro did you watch when im bored yesterday i watched it all day
by hi definitions November 2, 2015
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bored stoner

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."
Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."
Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."
by Chise Patt May 9, 2009
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Counter-bore

To be burned (insulted) or bested past ther point of drilling or reaming.

Because after drilling a surface one would ream it, after that one would counter-bore it so that the head of the screw is sunk into the surface.
Joe: Man, you got drilled!
Bob: No, you got reamed!
Frank: Shut up guys, he got his ass COUNTER-BORED!!!!
Joe and Bob: DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!
by Crazy-Legs September 20, 2005
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'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
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bjork

Singer who strings together random sentences and sings them in an incredibly irritating high pitched fashion. She is also from Iceland.
These could be Bjork lyrics : As I climb the yellow love, no one falls through paper in lightning wolves.
by Bjork July 1, 2004
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