you're so bored you can't die
person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die
Person #2:
you're kidding!
-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-
person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die
Buy a
too bored to die
mug!
