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Babertooth Tiger

An unprecedentedly attractive female with the ferocity, appetite, and guile similar to a Sabertooth Tiger.
Alex: Dang, Annie sure is a Babertooth Tiger. Do you think she'd go out with me?
Marty: Forget about her man, she'd eat us alive.
Alex: *Sigh* Your're probably right.
by Marty Muley August 2, 2010
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Bakery Fresh

A man fucks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a blow job to get the jelly off.
Ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!
by assphobia September 23, 2010
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Baker's Daughter

Offspring of a dozen and a baker's dozen. In formulaic terms, it is 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) which equals 156.
Salesman: "How many bagels do you?"
Customer: "Well, there's a lot of people, I better buy a baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many bagels, sir"
Customer: "Well, shit."
by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012
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Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).
Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"
by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012
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Baker Mayfield

The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.
Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!

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I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!
by Lilporno February 20, 2022
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alex baler moment

when you are expecting someone to be really hot and then you meet them and it's just such a disappointment...
"oh my god, I cannot believe this. This is SUCH an alex baler moment. look how much he looks like an ugly butt."
by Isabella Jonson November 24, 2011
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ashley baker

Ashley Baker is a strong, kind, and loving person to know. She is nice, strong, and known to be quite honest. She is so pretty and beautiful.
Ashley Baker is super fun to have as your girlfriend!
by Ytsnorlaxgamer23 November 15, 2018
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