Cracker Barrel

The spawn point of every American

Lads, I just respawned at Cracker Barrel.

by MrMorgan99 November 9, 2025

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Gargantuan Spunk Barrel

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.

“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed”

by iiTzzCozmic January 13, 2024

Wheel barrel balls

When the testicles are so swollen from constant arousal, that a wheelbarrow is needed to assist in movement.

He was so aroused, he could hardly walk from his wheel barrel balls.

by Hotdog Xanasabar November 6, 2020

bourbon barrel

when a men performs a mandy stand while naked and has another man shove a bottle of whiskey in his ass

i help john do a bourbon barrel last night

by m1das November 26, 2025

Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner

"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"

by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017

Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 2, 2023