battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.

"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."

by Dredge2 November 26, 2007

kissing on the battle bus

A popular term people use when they want to play fortnite with somebody they consider close.

Issac: "What would you do if we kissed on the battle bus😳"

Alexa: "I-i already told you..."

Mike: "THESE GUYS ARE KISSING ON THE BATTLE BUS!"

by aichomancer July 27, 2018

Bartlesville

A small town near Tulsa Oklahoma. Has a small mall, is made up of a lot of churches and retirement homes. Is a "retirement community". Home of Conoco Phillips and Will Rogers as well as Woolaroc Museum. Has absolutely NOTHING for kids here. Can't hang out at the mall, park closes at dark, and you get in trouble for loitering at the park. Home to many many drug dealers and a couple homeless people that like to walk around the Wal-Mart and Mcdonalds. Claims to be a "great school district". That is not always the case. If you move here, do not let your children attend the Boys and Girls club, they will be beat up and bullied, while being ignored by the workers.

Bartlesville sucks. It was boring and is only good for old people.

by adg1992 October 17, 2012

Star Wars Battlefront 2

A monstrosity money-grab attempted by EA ruining an amazing IP and brand by riddling the entire game with micro-transactions and loot boxes for the progression system essentially making it a competition to see who's parent has the biggest bank account.

A transcript from a multiplayer match of Star Wars Battlefront 2
Player 1: "HAHAHAHAH prepare for a rekting ppl my daddy owns EA so he has a trillion dollars so imma win hahahaha f-k you and i f-ked your motha suck my 12'' dick"

by Guy Across the Road November 21, 2017

Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005

battlecruiser

rhyming slang for boozer which is a pub

are you going to the battlecruiser later?

by colly November 27, 2003

Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009