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Brandon is an absolute asshole who never stops getting on your nerves.He thinks he’s a roadman and will torment you for your entire life. He is the type of boy who will randomly try to beat you up but never can. He is so two faced and has disgusting habits. He will never get a girlfriend at this rate.
friend 1 Ew look it’s a rat.

Oh never mind it’s brandon.
friend 2 I hate Brandon he is definitely a drug dealer.
A fuck nugget that is very mean to girls
That guy is chatting shit about gender equality to those girls over there, what a Brandon
Brandon by Pollo1134 June 21, 2016
Perv alert. Kid likes 12 year olds. Nice kid good athlete but a major wuss who needs people to protect him
Hi Brandon, you seem cool but really are self centered.
Brandon by DWLCK November 8, 2018
Brandon can be shy at first but later on can turn into a pedophile and fuck half the school. He likes underage girls because he has a little dick and usually smells like black peoples butthole. He is short, fat, and has no neck but when he gets mad he throws eggs at your house. He is bi.
That guy stinks he looks like a Brandon
Brandon by Chupamichicopito October 17, 2019
Brandon is the most gayest guy you"ll ever meet. When you meet them at first they HATE you, after you get to know them good luck he may express his feelings that he likes you. HE IS VERY UGLY.
"Hey don't talk to Brandon he is gay"
Brandon by anonymous September 29, 2020
Huge set of nuts with large cock and is going to hell sooner or later because of the things he does like steals curses and act nasty Brandon is love Brandon is life
Did you see that guy Brandon he stole that kids phone isn't he cool
Brandon by Mr.Sl0py May 19, 2016