Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

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bass

the definition of porn

Dude 1: that bass is going to break my no nut november!
Dude 2: lol your musical sense sucks

by Xx_Lazyfuck_xX May 1, 2019

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Bass

A worse and crappy version of a guitar.

Eww, it’s a bass.

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Bass

The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.

Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."

by Reverend Pobjoy July 29, 2015

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