Lex Attack

Having an Uncontrolable penis. Intercourse with every woman not in the kitchen.

After the basketball game I had a lex attack. nine girls are now pregnant, four are blind, and six are afraid of african americans.

by Gandi May 1, 2005

Emo Attack

To suddenly have feelings of sadness or depression with little to no provocation.

often comes along with an epiphany.

"Man, one second I'm happy, and fun-loving, then the next, i was a crying."

*long pause*
(other person) "you have some really horrible emo attacks." "wimp."

by that one guy 3.5 March 30, 2009

sack attack

An event where a group of angry girls attack a man, aiming specifically for the scrotum with the intent of causing pain to the victim.

Today, a group of girls initiated a sack attack on a man trying to stop a fight between them. The unnamed man who was hospitalized shortly after the incident, lost one ball.

by Helladog January 12, 2014

Minor Attracted Person/persons

Minor Attracted persons or, MAPs is an umbrella term that includes all minor attracted persons instead of just pedophiles, the full list is, infantophile (someone who is attracted to infants under 5yo), pedophile (someone who is attracted to prepubescent children), hebephile (someone who is attracted to pubescent children), ephebophile (someone who is attracted to post-pubescent children). After that they can be broken down into 2 categories, the first and much better is NOMAP or anti-c's who are against sexual or romantic interaction with children, then the pro-c's these are the rapists.

"I think that David is a MAP" MAP is an acronym for Minor Attracted Person/Persons

by Maybe Communism nah Capitalism January 18, 2018

wack attack

tripping out - totally out of it

'Man, im tripping out on a wack attack'

by tom rees September 24, 2003

Ass Attack

Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice

my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

MAP (minor attracted person)

Whitewashed term for a pedophile.

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."

by Pokipann July 12, 2018