by Mythix the cheese man November 23, 2021

A fucking poon. One whom gets pain in his penis when it becomes erect. One whom takes the penis up the but and likes mens nipples on his tounge.
by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008

'hye mih nayme iz tex'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
by thir13en March 21, 2004

I very athletic sexy beast that hauls pussy when ever he wants with his massive dick-very hot redneck
by Minsink valley yee yee brother November 25, 2019

by Nigger#13 February 10, 2017

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?
Girl2: Austin Porter
Girl2: Austin Porter
by tiffanigger October 29, 2018
