discord accent

The nerd voice chronically online discord users/redditors get.

"Uhm... achshully my kitten is owfer 18!" - Karl
"Wow... I can really hear Karl's discord accent." - James

by RedditAdmin February 22, 2024

Quick Access Popup

An unexpected boner emerging from an accidently left open fly.

Joe was sporting a Quick Access Popup at the church BBQ. Mildred was mortified.

by Scottk_1216 February 29, 2024

Fat acceptance

The only movement that doesn't move.

Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.

Stacy: My life sucks. I want to commit suicide...but there are no bridges in the town...
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!

by LegacyFilet March 6, 2024

Preston accent

Basically a speech impediment to be perfectly honest

Yuck you have a Preston accent. Excuse me whilst my ears bleed

by 9.9.9.9.9 March 18, 2024

Deepwoken Accent

Deepwoken Accent is an accent no-life Deepwoken players adopt after they grip 7 freshies at lower erisia.

It often includes the words/phrases:
"5 barred"
"spin back"
"wipe yourself"
"I'm bouta Dawnwalk"
"Silentheart Son or Onlyfelinors Daughter"

And many more.

Scenario A
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Person 1: "My Social Studies teacher gave me an A+ for this project!"
Person 2: "Bro 5 barred a project"
Person 1: "You need to get off Deepwoken! You have attracted the Deepwoken Accent."

Scenario B
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Person 1: "Would you rather have a silentheart son or an onlyfelinors daughter?"
Person 2: "Can I have an onlyfelinors mom?"
Person 1: "What."

Scenario C
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Person 1: "I hereby sentence you to 17 years in federal prison for committing physical assault to a child over a video game"
Person 2: "Your honour, you weren't there, wipe yourself."
Person 1: "Overruled."
Person 2: "Watch your back lil freshie, I'm spinning back on you the moment I come back."

by tracks4949928 April 10, 2024

Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.

John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.

by Ememento October 4, 2024

EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)

EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
The "EB accent" also known as the Ellenbrook accent is words of slang derived from the postcode 6069 in Perth. The people from Ellenbrook are the original gangbangers of Perth and are currently on the map, being from Ellenbrook alone brings fear to your name. The eb accent consists of words such as "waish" - (a thing to say when surprised or excited) as well as "idrn - I die right now" - a thing to say to swear an oath and "dsk" dogshot (used when your going to punch someone dirty) these are considered the trinity of the words of the Ellenbrook accent. Many people around Perth use these words without knowing where they are derived from. If you are walking around the city of Perth and hear people constantly saying these words fluently, get a great distance from them as people from Ellenbrook have a fantasy of bashing and robbing people.

(E.G)Mark - im actually gonna dsk tf outta this nigga mums

Alex - waishh idrn go hard

Mark - *BANG* - dsk

Alex- wtff this guy lacked idrn

EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)

by darealblockaa9 October 17, 2024