When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 10, 2010

by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016

Cut from sizzle short screenplay for the pilot of The BEGINIST, "K-ed up" was once mentioned as a line. The it was discarded over several tense conversations regarding it's purpose and credibility.
The quote below was also the verbatim line ripped from the screenplay's text, and almost made it into the final shooting script.
The quote below was also the verbatim line ripped from the screenplay's text, and almost made it into the final shooting script.
by The beginist July 21, 2018

A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018

by Hey-Mickey February 7, 2021

Name for an Editor of Urban Dictionary who you submit your definition to.
Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.
Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.
The Urb Dic Ed. rejected my definition so now I'm pissed.
The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.
I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?
The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.
I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?
by chaomainnoodle March 11, 2010
