dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.

I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.

by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

Dusty Snowblower

When you blow chachi up someone's bunghole and they toot it back up your nose.

My best friend and I were bored one night and we decided to get creative. We do everything together so we tried the dusty snowblower on each other. It all was going great until he sharted a little. Pink eye sucks, but the high with my bro was worth it.

by ChimpCity September 17, 2022

dusty

"dusty" is a way of expressing a poo.
This term was used in the BBC Radio 1 show "The 8th" by Charlie Sloth.

That was a big dusty!

by yes it is me gabe May 8, 2018

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024

dusty

Another word for "virgin" or someone who has not had sex in a long period of time.

Man I am so old and dusty down there.

by codygizmo April 25, 2016

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017