P90 of the Whale

The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.

My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.

by Cyborg509 March 3, 2008

Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

by Miles May 19, 2004

Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

Blue whale

A sex pose in which, you stab your eract penis into your female's nostril, keeping it there untill her face turns blue, then you pull it out and watch the flow of liquid from the nostril, just like a whale.

blue whale :

I 'blue-whaled' your mother last night. and she enjoyed it.

by a Marine biologist January 11, 2012

Whale Hunting

The act of Hunting Down "whales" at parties and social gatherings. singling out, and taking down unwanted whales in social settings. Most effective when making eye contact.

Whale Hunting
"this party is pretty awesome bro"
"yeah it is! (fatties walk in)
"shit, we've got a whale pod in here"
" MAN THE HARPOONS!!"
"take em down, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
"HARPOONED!"
(girls leave unhappily)
"Nice whale hunting bro)

by RRonn March 14, 2011

sand whale

A large person who seems to go to the beach more often then necessary.

Wow, look at that Sand Whale over there, I hop I don't become it's din din plawks.

by i own plx April 11, 2008

whale woman

whale woman, otherwise known as a janet, is so called due to the high pitched sounds that frequently come out of her mouth. These sound can be brought on by situations of humour and or situations when her friends are needed by her side.

whale woman : neeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhoooooooooooooom......

yes janet?

by pingpongdingdong February 5, 2010