Wet Yoghurt

someone who is a bit dumb and a bit of a wanker

that Jon kid is a bit of a wet yoghurt don't ya think?

by donaldchump June 11, 2018

wet cushion

The act of urination in another's anal cavity. Although completely absurd, it is erotic in the most fecal kind of way. Apparently the piss running through and out of one's asshole is a sensation only one who is in touch with all five senses could fathom.

1.)"Christina gave Stephen a wet cushion, what the fuck?"
2.)"Josh wet cushioned that bitch last night."
3.)Justin was completely turned on, after explaining the act of the infamous "wet cushion" to Katie, they proceeded in doing the ungrateful yet exotic act of sexual pleasure.

by xxPlasmaMulletxx August 1, 2006

wet pussy

when a woman pussy gets wet

the best thing in the world

by tim burns January 3, 2004

wet back

mexicans, illigal immigrants

man that wet back likes tacos

by john hahcock October 30, 2005

wet pillow

If you are into wetting and pillow humping, a real wet pillow may become an endless source of mind-blowing orgasms. A wet pillow always feels much nicer than a dry one, as the wetness produces a special kind of friction, which feels really exquisite against the male or female genitals. Humping a wet pillow can also be called wet humping.

I sometimes dry hump my pillow but humping a wet pillow feels much nicer.

by pulvillus November 25, 2006

a wet one

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.

Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .

by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009