veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

Vegan Humiliation

Humiliating someone that is vegan who enjoys being bashed on their beliefs of being vegan.

I bet you can't eat meat huh? Grass only? Moo for me!

That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan

by Shayne's Boo June 15, 2021

Vegan

Ancient Tribal Slang For Village Idoit Who Can't Hunt or Fish

Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !

by anonymous January 26, 2025

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.

1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Vegans

People who try to support overpopulation.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”

by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024

salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022