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Joey Valenzona

Man of Man, King of Kings Joey Valenzona is an extremely charming them, who can make any crowd of people laugh. Most of the time a shut in gamer who can't get off their computer once you get to know them you will realize they are drunk most of the time it's all fun times. When hanging out with a Joey Valenzona you will realize they a great them.
Joey Valenzona: openly bisexual and happy to be apart of the community
Pronouns: They/Them
by Drunk_Boi_ Not January 1, 2022
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My Bloody Valentine

To have sex with a girl on a special occasion even though she's on her period.
by FL-fre$h March 12, 2011
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valentines day

by optimistic March 5, 2009
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valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.
little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018
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valenta

A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.
Omg valenta is so dumb! Ugh she's so valenta!
by alisonmilr April 2, 2017
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Valentine's Day

A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.

Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."

No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
One perk about Valentine's Day is getting free candy, especially chocolate.
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Valentine’s Day

A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day

Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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