A type of movie that can be set in any time period and has Jesus as a character who plays a vampire hunter.
by Judge dredd7 October 21, 2011
Get the Jesus Vampire movie mug.A phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. BUT, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be "A vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh". But then what's the point of being a vampire??? It just doesn't make sense.
by Worder3440 April 3, 2009
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It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
by JockStrapVampire69 February 9, 2007
Get the Jock Strap Vampire mug.When a girl stands over a person and periods into his/her mouth, effectively adding blood to their throat.
Last night, Beth was really freaky and gave Zach a reverse vampire.
I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
I heard a girl talking about how she gave a guy a reverse vampire when he wasn't expecting it and he vomited all over her.
by Parker1 March 31, 2008
Get the reverse vampire mug.A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.
A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."
B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 6, 2012
Get the lifestyle vampire mug.Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.
If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...
Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).
There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.
Until then - sleep tight...
by magic 888 March 28, 2013
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