underclass

Term used to seperate the working class from the "does not work, will not work and has never worked" classes

The underclass usually occupy perfectly good council houses and then proceed to litter their gardens with fridges, dog turds, fast food boxes and other assorted items. The underclass enjoy decorating the inside of their houses in much the same manner and despite the apparent poverty in most other aspects of their lives they will still manage to afford a very large plasma t.v. (which is to be left on at all times)

The occupants of these buildings will almost certainly be claiming the following benefits

Child benefits- for their numerous offspring
Disability benefits- see "nerves", "depression" "ADHD" etc
Job Seeker Allowence- For not looking for a job
Housing benefit-

Please note that despite all of this the undeclasses still feel victimised particularly when their drunken domestic incidents are broken up by the police at 2am.

It should be noted that under no circumstances should a member of the middle class attempt to blame the underclass' woeful existence actually on the underclass, as the underclass will immediately find blame anywhere else. Because surely their total lack of motivation and morals is the fault of society.

working class- I need benefits to help look after my child

underclass- I need a child to help me get benefits

by spiknspan July 18, 2009

Velvet Underground

1.) Influential rock band from the 60's/early 70's which included Lou Reed and John Cale

2.)An infamous pornographic book

1.)You've probably heard a band influenced by the Velvet underground

2.) It's hard to find the book The Velvet Underground

by Dagon January 10, 2005

Under Further Review

From standard referee vernacular, "The previous play is under further review." Often expressing doubt or attacking the credibility of a previous occurrence or situation.

Joe: "Do you really think he hooked up with that model?"

Tim: "It's under further review, but I'd say not."

by lareauc January 1, 2011

undoctrination

The process of freeing ideas, attitudes, cognitive strategies or a professional methodology. It is often distinguished from relearning by the fact that the undoctrinated person is expected to question or critically examine the doctrine they have learnt.

After years on the internet, petes undoctrination has prevented him from ever watching T.V again.

by kognitive May 30, 2008

Underfro

pubic hair thats gotten out of control. typically thick enough to smuggle drugs over the border undetected

Last night Amanda was sitting on the picnic table w/ her legs open. her underfro was practically hanging out of her shorts !

by bobby spilner February 7, 2009

undope

Something that isn't dope, or awesome.

L'il Wayne is so undope.

by RedmanMetallica May 2, 2010

Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.

Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011