Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.

"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"

by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009

Turtle

n. an uncircumcised penis; the head of the penis enclosed in the prepuce

The turtle came out of its shell while I was playing with it.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

mud on the turtle

When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.

Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?

by devildog July 13, 2006

Turtle Bang

The act of throwing a ho on a bed and covering her with a blanket leaving only her head or ass exposed and following up with a swift banging of the exposed orifice.

Damn my back is killing me from turtle bangin that ho from the bar last night.

by Craptastic August 29, 2008

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Tittles

A small rack, breasts, tits.

Look at those pathetic tittles on her.

by ZiggyXL June 2, 2005

turtle love

Referring to a long sustained sexual session. Often involving one man with great endurance and several women.

"Hey man, so did you two fuck like bunnies?" - Guy
"Naw man, it was all turtle love, all turtle love." - Other Guy

by simonaco August 16, 2011