Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 5, 2005

go down on that dino tender

something said by guys who think they're cool, but in reality they look weird when they say it

"dude i'd definitely go down on that dino tender"
*everyone else at the table rolls their eyes*

by >sliced bread January 25, 2011

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Tenderoni

A young tender woman that has never been done

R. Kelly got caught up with a tenderoni

by B-Town Tweaka April 14, 2009

trendzoid

An individual willing to go through extremes to avoid identity crisis.

I can't believe all those Burning Man people, what a bunch of trendzoids!

by Czar Femme March 30, 2005

Trendsploitation

Intentionally sending out tweets on twitter using keywords from the twitter trend list to capture attention. Most likely the tweet would include a link to a non-related website.

@bostondave just sent out the best trendsploitation tweet of the day with "Will Susan Boyle ever visit E3 and Tweet from her iPhone link to a URL".

This would be a tweet where "Susan Boyle", "E3", "Tweet" and "iPhone" would be currently in the trend or most tweeted phrases at the time (today is June 2nd, 2009)

by BostonDave June 3, 2009

Trendy

Usually hating the first person to do it because they are different and than once everyone else starts doing it, they hop on the band wagon. e.g. tight jeans on guys

Colin Gellner: Hey, lets go to the girls section of the gap so we can buy girls jeans and be trendy!

Josh Stanley: Oh boy, lets, I said I would never change but okie dokiez! I hope we aren't both 16's tehehe!

(fake names for example conversation only)

by methadoneistehyum April 15, 2009