top crash

to take a nap, to go to sleep

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.

by A(ey)licia April 5, 2008

Top g

A person, gentleman; someone respected by others

Did you see how John held that door? He is such a top g.

by nosirrah7854567 October 27, 2022

muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.

Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

Top G

A man whose unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes them a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.

Who is that man? I have been watching him and he doesn't seem to lose.

Must be a Top G

by Wita October 12, 2022

Top Cheddar

in hockey: when you make the golie look like a total whore by sniping his ass over the shouldar short side high. this also causes the WHOLE crowd to get a raging boner (women grow penises just for this, then shed them and feed them to small children after telling them itds a hot dogg) and you celly the piss out of your whole team by riding the stick while flying.

I sniped luke top cheddar bro.

Oh shit really?
yeah. hes now a nurf herder.

by jackandmark May 21, 2011

Blue Top

they are talking about Grey Goose Vodka due to the familiar blue lable on the top.

Blue top and tonic

by trophy wife March 13, 2009

Muffin Top

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.

Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!

by AaGeLiNa September 21, 2005