A Sexual Act: to place a toilet seat over your lover's head (specifcally one you don't like), then you proceed to have rough sex with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face.
by peter puffs the magic dragon July 11, 2008
Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.
by Real Jewish Definitions April 23, 2009
To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.
A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.
A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.
by albrechtdurer March 23, 2009
by JPZ November 01, 2006
After I was done I told that ho "you are a toilet tramp, aren't you" as I threw toilet paper at her to clean her self up, then exited the Shell men's room
by stigbeve August 16, 2007
A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.
I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!
by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021