toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

Jewish Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.

Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!

by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009

Toilet Fuck

To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.

"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."

by albrechtdurer March 22, 2009

coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.

Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement

by JPZ November 1, 2006

toilet tramp

A prostitute that would stoop so low as to exchange services
for money, even in a restroom.

After I was done I told that ho "you are a toilet tramp, aren't you" as I threw toilet paper at her to clean her self up, then exited the Shell men's room

by stigbeve August 20, 2007

toilet attendant

A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.

I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

Toilet mascara

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.

I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.

by crackajack007 May 6, 2009