do the dirty

to have sex.
to have exotic foreplay;

I'm gonna do the dirty with my girl tonight

by the nany October 21, 2010

Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Vagi-do

The state when a women's belly or gut hangs lower than her vagina, ergo vagi-do. Female version of the male dickie-do

Her stomach hangs so low that it obscures her vagina. That's one mean vagi-do!

by JnM July 23, 2012

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

Doing the Jonah

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends

Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded

by Hasaf May 13, 2019

Doing a Mig

When you resign from your job but a worldwide pandemic derails your plans, so you beg for your old job back.

"I was going to take on a new job overseas but they had to go into harsh lockdown, so I ended up doing a Mig and stayed in Australia"

by Manjers October 14, 2020