thunder blast

A loud passing of gass. A big fart. A reference to the power and length of a fart.

My wife let a thunder blast in her sleep and I jumped three feet!

by rael220 September 23, 2008

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em August 6, 2008

thunder cunt

One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.

1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.

Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt

by (Shadow) July 29, 2006

grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.

Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart

by Peter Boardman October 8, 2005

tropic thunder

The feeling of being sick when you go to a tropical place and eat strange food therefor resulting in extreme indegestion.

Don't drink the water in Mexico or you might catch the tropic thunder.

by jjonasluvr May 26, 2008

thunder head

The act in which when a man is receiving oral sex, he pulls his penis out of the persons mouth and cock slaps them repeatedly on the head and continues to ejaculate onto their face.

I gave that skank a thunder head last night when she charged me an extra 50 bucks for the blow job.

by KTKV November 25, 2009

Jamaican Thunder Anus

Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.

Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!

by slimmyfeet May 12, 2014