The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Roman Tyler

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.

Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.

by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

Roman

A sexy,athletic,smart brown skin. He usually is nice to almost everyone. But he does get crazy sometimes too. He has beautiful dark brown eyes and black or brown hair. He is especially nice and treats his lady well.

Look at Roman over there he is so nice

by Rujdgjh November 12, 2019

Roman

That one annoying, but fun guy who keeps offering you to take action in activities you didn't want to in the first place

It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling!

by RizuSnek June 6, 2018

ROMAN

He's pretty kind thick and kind of a bitch he's always helping others laugh while simultaneously being a bad bitch no hoe will ever try him why would they he'd slice a hoe in half and that's on mf period

You see that baddie Roman , damn he thick

by PRETTY GAY BOY June 3, 2020

roman bowling

inserting ones testes inside a womans vagina

honey, can we go roman bowling tonight

by Strike bowler July 6, 2008