Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.

I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!

by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

Cursed

A Charizard that knows Solar Beam and Thunder (FALCON...) Punch. Or at the very as odd as the Charizard.

Man, that fire lizard sure is cursed.

by PokéLordtheCringe32 March 14, 2022

Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".

Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."

by Hevea brasiliensis January 15, 2011

curse of the cat people

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really

And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.

by APeter July 23, 2016

Bourgeois Curse

Being born with a oddly shaped round head.

-"Look at the goofy head at that guy!"
"Yes, me and my brothers were born with the Bourgeois Curse."

by 911YmereJ April 28, 2017