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P90 of the Whale

The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.
My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.
by Cyborg509 March 3, 2008
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Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.
Carlos whale-chomped himself.
by Miles May 19, 2004
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Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
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Blue whale

A sex pose in which, you stab your eract penis into your female's nostril, keeping it there untill her face turns blue, then you pull it out and watch the flow of liquid from the nostril, just like a whale.
blue whale :

I 'blue-whaled' your mother last night. and she enjoyed it.
by a Marine biologist January 11, 2012
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Whale Hunting

The act of Hunting Down "whales" at parties and social gatherings. singling out, and taking down unwanted whales in social settings. Most effective when making eye contact.
Whale Hunting
"this party is pretty awesome bro"
"yeah it is! (fatties walk in)
"shit, we've got a whale pod in here"
" MAN THE HARPOONS!!"
"take em down, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
"HARPOONED!"
(girls leave unhappily)
"Nice whale hunting bro)
by RRonn March 14, 2011
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sand whale

A large person who seems to go to the beach more often then necessary.
Wow, look at that Sand Whale over there, I hop I don't become it's din din plawks.
by i own plx April 11, 2008
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Whale pussy

A woman who is so fat her pussy is the size of a whale’s
Dude I heard she’s so fat that she has whale pussy
by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018
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