A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.
Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.
Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.
by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018
Get the Bastard rosémug. by Fat_Fellow January 26, 2018
Get the Big Bastardmug. When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
Get the left bastardmug. A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
Get the Sausage bastardmug. Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015
Get the Knuckle-Bastardsmug. “One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE
by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023
Get the Bastard Machinemug. When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
Get the Horny Bastardmug.