short on numbers

Not enough money--inadequate cash.

I'm not going to be able to go--I'm a little short on numbers.

by pRODIGAL1 December 29, 2011

Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.

"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"

by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011

Short Shit

a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear

Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT

by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008

running shorts

adj: a phrase used to describe somone who is flamboyantly homosexual.

"Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"

by SeveredHeadGirl December 11, 2005

short pants

Claire's stupid theory that short pants are another name for shorts.

I am packing short pants for summer camp.

by victoria February 13, 2005

Short skirt

I wear a short scirt and a guy walks up to me so he can fiddle with my pussy

Short skirt

by Simply holly October 13, 2016

sticky shorts

1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.

2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.

1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts

2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts

by Cum and Get It August 5, 2010