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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:

But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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Creep

Adam is a little sneaky creep for buying hannah flowers 😂😂😂😂
by Danp June 15, 2022
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Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TMC Ragan, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
by Torsiondrummer November 12, 2023
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creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.
I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.
by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017
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Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.
The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.
by Corvuskind August 16, 2020
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creep radar

A 6th sense most have about whether people are a creep or not.
"Oh my god some guy just asked for selfies and my address my creep radar is going off"
by Coolking112 December 3, 2015
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shalom the creep

by Shalom bouskila December 9, 2019
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