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testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.
Yeah manLindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.
by Horse Peen July 3, 2021
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Teste tickler

The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."
by Zach price August 4, 2021
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Tasties

The Tasties is like the munchies but goes beyond. When you are high and get the munchies it's because the marijuana made you hungry. The Tasties is when the munchies are sated and you just keep eating because you are so high that whatever you eat just tastes so good that you just keep eating for the simple pleasure of the taste, even though you are full.
Glenn, I am so high I got the munchies yet I can't stop eating, everything just tastes so good, I definitely have the Tasties!
by Howard Shoelson August 7, 2021
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testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021
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Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm
His testicles have lots of sperm
by bigrolly August 26, 2021
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Testicle(s)

Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”

P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”

2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”

3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”

P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”

P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”

P1 “Fuck.”

4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”

5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
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Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
by __Ari__ September 23, 2021
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