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tangus

by fly cedric July 24, 2006
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tongue punched my dirtstar

getting asspounded by a tongue
I was with this nasty bitch the other night and she tongue punched my dirtstar.
by kenny rogers July 26, 2007
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work boot tongue

A vagina so beaten up it looks like an old tongue out of a work boot.
middle aged women suffer from work boot tongue
by work boot tongue June 25, 2008
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Tongue chisel

When a domesticated animal (typically a dog)drinks water from the toilet bowl and then licks the skid marks clean that were left behind after someone just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet.
"Gross, Maggie the Great Dane just tongue chiseled the skid marks in Queen Latifa's toilet!
by Fixie4life January 7, 2010
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Butt Tongue

In the 2001 edition of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, the story of a man named jeffrey summers lost his tongue in a freak accident and had a section of his behind used to create a tongue so that he would retain the ability to speak.

The result of having a section of your ass removed to serve as a replacement for your tongue which has been destroyed due to unwarrented participation in certain intriguing activities.
Oh my god, that guy on ripley's believe it or not has a piece of his ass as a tongue!

That guy's butt tongue is hairy... cus it came from his asshole.

Hey look at Colin's hairy butt tongue!
by realeditor March 16, 2009
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tongue virginity

The state of a person who has never engaged in open-mouth tongue kissing, colloquially known as french kissing. If one pecks another on the lips, the individual still retains their tongue virginity as long as no tongue action was involved. In other words, an individual still technically retains their tongue virginity until they have made out with another person.
Example 1: I just lost my tongue virginity to Helen today!

Example 2:

Person A: Today was the first time I ever made out with a girl!

Person B: Congrats on losing your tongue virginity, dude!
by SZ&HK4ever November 7, 2012
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tensure

(ten'-shur)

noun--bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back grassroots style.
"Yes!!! I just won 236.237 pounds of tensure playing a kick-ass number guessing game!!"
by noodlehead December 14, 2004
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