Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.

Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!

by SCNYC January 14, 2011

TeleGig

TeleGig is a gig "job" that is done through telecommunication.

I found a Telegig online yesterday that pays great! All I have to do is tweet about their business through my twitter account so that my followers can see!

by TeleGig Master! February 28, 2011

Televisionism

The diagnosis when one falls addicted to watching television.

Damn, your brother has a serious case of televisionism. I have yet to see him look away from the TV. He should probably go to Televisionics Anonymous.

by PoolhallJunkie2323 October 10, 2011

teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015

teleboning

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

Telepathia

Communication through the brain

A telepathic has telepathia

by Nothing19999998 July 10, 2015