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McTeague-Tasking

Macking on 2 or more biddies at the same damn time
"Yo dan I saw you McTeague-Tasking over there. Good looks man"
by mc-t September 12, 2012
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Taking it to the Roof

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!
by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009
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Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
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Taking an astral

The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
by romaddeez March 4, 2010
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Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.
Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?

Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?
by Jon Bob Long Knob December 21, 2010
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non stop talking

Earfucking is the practice by a persons of talking non- stop. If anyone else tries to comment the earfucker simply talks over them. The earfucker is a nightmare for people who are trapped with them in a car, a dinner table or office. They are often also called time suckers or a time suck.
She was non stop talking the entire trip. She earfucked me the whole two hour car ride. I think I said two words maybe.

He is always in non stop talking mode. He earfucked me at my desk for a full hour. He's a total time suck.
by geekqueen September 14, 2013
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