The most cocky and annoying person that you will ever meet. He thinks he is good at sports but is acually dogshit at them. He also believes that every girl likes him even when he's short, skinny, and the ugliest mf you've ever seen. He is also most likely gay and tries to pick a fight with everybody who doesn't like him (which means everybody) even though he would get his ass kicked EVERY SINGLE TIME. He's the kind of guy who wears cowboy boots to school when he is the definition of a city boy. He copies every single joke that a girl (or boy) laughs at and completely butchers it.
by TheKidFromYC March 18, 2022
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tall but skinny, ranga, likes men. the small feet means that he has a tiny pecker. he has barely any friends and all the women feel sorry for him. he's the type of guy who rage quits Minecraft. he doesn't think he has orange hair, but he obviously does. he does not use deodarant.
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Get the Talan mug.Goes by many Names end of Days lord of Ragnarok harbinger of the apocalypse And his Favorite God of extinction He leads the fists of Ragnarok with an iron fist do not defy him or he’ll show no mercy He destroyed many universes before reaching ours many tried to oppose him but none had lived to tell the tale he’s a cold blooded killer he even likes giving everyone a slow and extremely painful death he hates life as well
Talon Von Bagan: all of you are Pathetic why waste your time fighting you’re only delaying the inevitable
by Gojira Octavio April 23, 2022
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