burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 4, 2010

cum on toast

an expression used to emphasize great dismay

oh man, i lost my wallet! CUM ON TOAST!!!

jon has a superiority complex!!! CUM ON TOAST!!!

by falco PWNSJ00 February 15, 2006

Pube Toast

The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.

Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive

"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"

Pube Toast

by inlovewitdoodleburger November 28, 2010

gash on toast

the phrase used by marv in northen england to describe sumfin being shit as in bad shit not poo

that nite out was gash on toast like

this work is proper gash on toast like

by marv1990 January 11, 2009

Whatever butter your toast

Same as "whatever floats your boat" whatever makes you happy

A: What do you want?
B: Whatever butter your toast

by shortcake*'s bitch July 7, 2010

Butters your toast

Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.

Whatever butters your toast...

by The Fishtankers July 9, 2010

This Chick Is Toast

1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.

2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.

Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"

Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!

by GG DantheMan September 23, 2010