Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo

by Cdpslayer November 28, 2022

Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀

Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?”
Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

where dad went

Dad went away on a long and hard journey to get this magical substance, its called milk and hes been trying to get is for 8 months now

where dad went is not for discussion lets just say he went for the milk

by urboredinschool May 24, 2022

Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

That's what you ask google when you feel like throwing axes hache while eating mushrooms

Hey google! Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

by monero December 6, 2021