oliver closoph

Got Owned by crast.

oliver closoph - "hello everyone this is my 1st post.. lol gotta start sumwhere

i have some pix ill put them up later 2day.

how ru all doing????? "

Crast - Banned

by Random April 05, 2005

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Lettuce Olive & Peas

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".

by Cat Blackbone May 01, 2018

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Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

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Jamie Olive Oil

Nuclear Bomb. Enough Said.

August 6, 1945, Jamie Olive Oil was dropped in Hiroshima.

by Not Mitchell O'Beef July 13, 2019

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Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.

Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.

by Sky Fire January 12, 2019

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