Farmer

Someone who swears uncontrollably, acts insane, and overall acts like an uncultured piece of sh!t.
Dude, you need to stop acting like a flippin' farmer
by #digbicks April 02, 2019
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Farmer

Dang Blend is being a Farmer rn
by GTXGhost January 30, 2022
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Farmer

Pejorative term for someone who dresses like a (conservative) farmer, especially used for girls. Wearing e.g. turtle neck sweater (+potentially tartan patterned scarf) + bib-and-brace jeans overalls + boots. Conservative clothing style, no cleavage, no short skirt.
M: Girl, you dress like a farmer!
A: Don't you have nothing better to do? Fuck off!
by baddestman January 04, 2020
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Farmers

Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!
Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Farmer

farmer - a gamer that collects resources rather then fighting.
"server 20 is the most powerful server in the game!" ..."yeah, but they are all farmers"
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
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farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
by DjDenudo December 08, 2016
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