Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.

Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!

by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021

Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.

"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"

by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022

Pigeony Bastard

A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!

Watch out Andy that pigeony bastard has its evil eye on you!

by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022

Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

Fink bastard

A lying asshole

He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.

by Blazenfireball September 17, 2021

Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023