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snaggletooth bastard

A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.

May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
by Monkey Brainz October 30, 2017
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Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power
Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"
by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022
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Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
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Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
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Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015
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Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE
Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”
by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023
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weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat
N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"
by Spumonte December 19, 2017
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