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Tasmeen

A super cool and funny person that is the most caring of all. If someone tried to bring her down, she would come right back up since she is so spectacular in ways people cant explain
Woah, did you see that. That was a probably Tasmeen
by Hello every1! November 11, 2014
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"Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!"

1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.

2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.
1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.

2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."
by tweeter October 3, 2007
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tastey cakes

when something hard and flat is inserted into ones anus thus causing them to shit out flat disk like turds
That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks
by killa karl February 28, 2008
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tarteel

Tarteel is a strange being from the deranged turtle land which has decided to name her queen or turtonia. turtonia is a place in the middle of the subpacific antartlantic ocean in which turtles live. tarteels enjoy long walks on the beach and chocolate.
1. I want to buy a tarteel at the corner store
2. why are you buying such a tarteel Jennifer!
3. i met such a tarteel at the mall today
by the yuutie August 14, 2019
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E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011
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tastes like butt

When something tastes so vile, so disgusting, so repugnant, that it can be compared to what a butt might taste like.

(Of course, most people don't taste butts, so a better phrase would be "what a butt smells like." Or, perhaps, what the expulsion of methane from out of the butt smells like.)
This banana peel tastes like butt.
by KLizzle September 3, 2006
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tarted

What you are before you're retarted.
First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!
by J.mitch May 8, 2008
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