Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

shorecrestable

Adj. Describing a clothing item or thing to the shorecrest level.

Is that a shorecrestable jacket?

by Jeffry and Tim March 30, 2017

Scorefiending

when a person is addicted to getting a high score on Just Dance games

i will never stop 13.3 scorefiending on kinect and switch

by AirisR February 23, 2020

Shorelight

-''Shorelight'' is when Roblox forces you to play Sex games and forces you to buy admin on those games.

-People usually use ''Shorelight'' as a response to ''Yo nigga df U having sex on roblox????''
-Shorelight also means ''Bunny Cosplay, Bunny Fetish'' in Nigganese.

Yo i've heard you were having sex on roblox, nigga is that true??? Yo i heard yall pulled a zion, is that true???
Oh, Shorelight for fucks sake! Wasnt my fault! Shorelight, bro come on we werent on the same

wavelength

by Peaceful BLM Protester April 9, 2021

fit score

A number on a scale of one to ten used to score the general greatness of a person. The term is said to have been first used by MA during period 2020-2021. There is no strict definition or scoring method. It is simply a number which describes how you feel about another person, place or thing.

HS: Whats GGs fit score?

MA: 10
GG: really? I feel so flattered

HS: What about YR?

MA: 0...
MA: 0/10.

by kzrs May 4, 2021

Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2

My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?

by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022

Gulf Shores

Heaven on Earth

Go down to Gulf Shores Alabama if you wanna have a good time

by Crapfeces June 25, 2023