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Jon Stewart

Should run for president in 2008!
Jon Stewart - President
Stephan Colbert - Vice President
by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006
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French Stewart

n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005
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stewie griffin

the breakout character on the tv show Family Guy. in the earlier seasons, stewie was a one-dimensional evil genius stereotype. when the writers got bored with that, they fleshed out his character, and stewie is now known for his flamboyance, arcane pop culture references, and sexual ambiguity. many refernces have been made - both by other characters and by stewie himself - to the effect that he may be homosexual. it is also implied on several occasions that he is attracted to Brian Griffin, the family dog. he has additionally had numerous homoerotic fantasies about his stuffed bear, Rupert.

stewie has been described as (to some degree) a caricature of Sir Rex Harrison. his affected english accent and effeminite vibe also draw comparisons to actor David Hyde Pierce.
"Wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual?" - Stewie Griffin
by Drama_King January 28, 2009
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Stewie Griffon

The baby on the popular show "Family Guy" that is bent on world destruction and killing his mother. He is extremely funny and has a british accent.

Sorry about the Quotes i love his quotes
Janet: Hi. Cookie?
Stewie: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis," "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." "Snake Griffin."

Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.

Stewie: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.


Stewie: Picking up the phone. Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes,
dialing number
Stewie: 867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113...


Stewie: You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.


Stewie: Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
holds up a leaf to Chris
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.


Stewie: Come any closer and I'll cut her.
realizes he's holding a tongue depresser
Stewie: I'll give her a series of splinters... that could become infected.


Stewie: hitting on some co-eds I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.


Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
by nickdawg940 May 10, 2005
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Stewie

You can find him in vents mostly in New York City. Especially if the vent is bent and you can smell eggs. He likes to hide under beds and possess people. Stewie likes to jump out of windows without screens and scream "What what in the butt". You can find him hanging out with churros. New York would not be complete without Stewie. he can come to life if you write a fanfic about him.
Person 1: Why is our vent bent????
Person 2: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND GRAB A CHURRO BECAUSE STEWIE IS COMING SHAWTY GIRL
by Positive Trash Can June 30, 2017
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stewed

The state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. The word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as Chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. An alternative is the word crunk.
Me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol.
Arnaud: Ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)
by Benj claytor December 21, 2010
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nasty stewart

To just drag your penis across somebodies sleeping face, and laugh your cock and balls off.
"Marcy was being a bitch yesterday, so I gave her ass a nasty stewart last night. Funniest shit ever saw."
by J-Fro March 6, 2005
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