Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

Starchasm

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017

McKinley Starcher

The sexiest beast alive. Super funny and chill. Also loves her friends. She is very athletic and smart. She is drop dead gorgeous. All the boys want her. She comes from a rich family but stays humble. Her eyes sparkle. She is not a quiet person. She loves everyone and loves donald trump. She is super savage and good at skateboarding and surfing she has the power to change the world if you know a Mckinley keep her she is the best

Shit, Maddie your Mckinley Starcher friend..... Oh you lucky bitch

by BitchLasa March 7, 2019

Stacheberry

a noun that describes a phenomenon where in a person will go ass to mouth and get a piece of feces stuck/rolled up in their moustache

Dude, you went ass to mouth on that chick and got a stacheberry.

by Rob Meyer December 12, 2008

Search Party

During a circle jerk someone turns off the lights and everyone then attempts to find and jerk off another dick in the darkness.

It was only 10 minutes into the circle jerk before Ron decided to turn off the lights and form a search party.

by Master.Implosion August 27, 2018

Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008