Pocket Spoon 

A spoon kept in your pocket while in public. A pocket spoon is usually kept in a rear pant pocket, but be careful, if you are fat, you may damage your spoon by keeping it in this pocket. For the many people who have this problem, a front pocket is also acceptable. Many pocket spoons are decorated with glitter, gems, or bows. Remember: Your pocket spoons goes out into public with you; It needs to be dressed accordingly. For all of you who don't get the point, just think: What if you need to catch a tadpole and you have no ladle to do so with? USE YOUR HANDY DANDY POCKET SPOON. What if you have an itch? Scratch it with your pocket spoon. What if they are all out of utensils at lunch? Use your pocket spoon. What if you just accomplished something big? Celebrate by raising your spoon in the air. Is ths starting to make sense to all you non-believers? No? Then don't even try to rock this trend; It's not for you.

What's that shiny object by your butt?
Oh, that's my pocket spoon.

Pocket Spoon by buttsuckerlovescrunk September 13, 2011

Movie Spoon 

A friend you harmlessly cuddle with while watching movies and sports

Want to movie spoon later?

I am going to Bobby's house tonight we have a movie spoon date

Movie Spoon by Audrey Van January 5, 2011

Baby Spoon 

Matt Gable (mah-tuh-GAY-bull|

Noun
1. Meaning to eradicate oneself of all manliness, dignity, and pride.
2. To bend to the will of ones master, A.K.A 'The Girlfriend', and lose all dominance whatsoever.
3. To be totally bitches.

Guy #1: "Aaron is bitches."
Guy #2: "Agreed."

baby spoon

Baby Spoon by aaronisbitches August 25, 2011

Little Girl, Big Spoon 

adj.

1.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous
2.not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person;
3.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice.

Little Girl, Big Spoon is clearly Little Girl, Big Spoon about this issue.

Little Girl, Big Spoon by Brosefix November 30, 2006

there is no spoon

A line made popular by the movie The Matrix, in responce to someone asking for, holding, or even talking about a spoon.

"Dude, can you hand me a spoon?"
"There is NO SPOON!"

there is no spoon by MatrixFreak January 20, 2004

ass spoon 

A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.

Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon

ass spoon by Snoosnoo November 23, 2013

Turn Around Rusty Spoon 

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

Turn Around Rusty Spoon by Mr Elder October 9, 2019