sharp as a spoon

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

by mob January 13, 2004

spoocher

a fat, well-rolled joint

my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

by spoocher December 29, 2008

Spooby Mobile

An old piece of crap jacked up car with over-sized rims, annoying sound system, being driven by a Spooby.

Wow, Frank looks like such a Spooby in that piece of crap Cadillac Spooby Mobile!

by ImDmac December 6, 2010

Spoonicus Rex

The name and species of the first Home Boy to walk the planet. This species was from the East Coast region of the United States. His legacy can be seen in the streets, subways cars and clubs in most metropolitan areas.

You have never heard of The Spoonicus Rex? He was the 1st Homeboy to walk the planet. The last siting of him was in Brooklyn New York.

by Mr. Fixit Sr. October 6, 2010

Spoon Out

Taking such a large quantity of a hallucinogenic drug/s that you have no idea what's going on. Reality is long gone and you are in another dimension unknown to any species.

"Woah man, i took too much acid the other night. Had a proper spoon out"
"Shit dude, did you see kyle the other night?" "He was spooning out hard!"

by Hawild September 20, 2011

Spoonism

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

Holy Spook

1. The third person in the Christian Trinity; The Bible says Jesus promised the Apostles that he would send the Holy Spook after his Crucifixion and Resurrection; it supposedly came on Pentecost.

2. A male who creeps into the quarters of a sleeping female in an attempt to sexually stimulate her, then claims he was sent by God when she awakes in a state of arousal.

Christians believe Mary, the mother of Jesus, was impregnated by their holy spook.

by Marvin JR July 16, 2006