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Doctor Everett Von Scott's mispronunciation of the word "something" in the song Eddie's Teddie form The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"What the hell's a somesing?!"
"He must have been drawn into somesing."
Somesing by JtheGreat May 6, 2006

smithing it 

To scam the system or do as little as possible while collecting a full paycheck. The opposite of a team player.
Can you believe how Cyle is always "smithing it" and pretending he is hurt so we do all of the work? He's as bad as that Kristina girl.

SomethingLeet 

Forum of the free. Also known as SL.

www.somethingleet.com
You can say 'fuck' on SomethingLeet!
SomethingLeet by Glo November 7, 2003

Somethingness 

Being caught up in a perpetual motion game. Society is all about ‘somethingness’ - and making more and more of it. And since The Grand Machine of Perpetual Somethingness is designed, built and operated that way, there’s very little room for anything less than a whole lot of something.

Basically a big mudpie - with billions of people swarming all over it. And what with all the piling on, it can get messy, competitive and deadly in there. People become worn out by the struggle - unless they’re very rich. But the rich become worn out too, protecting their money. So in the end, there are a lot of worn out ants.
Somethingness is a philosophy that is similar to an widespread infection, but no one admits to having it. It is the opposite of Nothingness. It's like this: whenever you are doing something in your life, anything really, make sure you have some Nothingness sprinkled in - you know, to kind of offset all the I'm-really-Somethingness going on in the world.
Somethingness by SeekWa July 31, 2013

smoothing one out 

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off
So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

Steething 

When you’re that angry and you cant get the words out correctly and its a mixture of seething and steaming
That dickheads driving has got me proper steething
Steething by xSToNeDx October 27, 2019