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Insta-Smut

when a fictional couple sleeps together too soon in a story.
The chemistry between Morana and Tristian was lacking because of the ‘Insta-Smut’ in "The Predator" by RuNyx
by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023
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Ad Slutem

ad slutem which in latin translates to…
to have sex with multiple people (mostly humans) and to take part in other sexual activities. we call this, the slut.
ad slutem fallacy: using the number of people you have slept with to your advantage

EXAMPLE:
jon: “your so annoying i wish you would just shut up!! no one likes you!”
abby: “WeLl AcTuAlLy, 🤓👆i’ve slept with over 12 guys sooooo some people DO like me!”

in this situation, abby uses her slutiness as an excuse to why she’s not annoying, when i’m reality that makes her even more annoying.
abby uses her slutiness to win an argument. but her logic teacher called her out because this was an Ad Slutem fallacy.
by lilgrace09 December 25, 2023
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baba smut treesha

a baba smut treesha is a female/male that gets with anyone no matter the circumstance.
he’s a baba smut treesha.”
by dxxcprservice February 13, 2024
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Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
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Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...
"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"
by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018
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Pulling a Smut

When you buy high-end hardware for the master race PC but don't use it as all
Guy: I want to buy this latest survival game for my 3090
Me: Don't be pulling a Smut! You won't play it, just another game to your collection wasted
by The One Who Speaks February 5, 2021
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Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.
I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut
by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023
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